Um… I just wanna know who the fuck this is. PLEASE! I NEED TO KNOW. I want to thank you for the laugh that almost caused my death.

Um… I just wanna know who the fuck this is. PLEASE! I NEED TO KNOW. I want to thank you for the laugh that almost caused my death.


4theluvofrobsten replied to your post: Awww, isn’t it sad?

it’s because everyone knew they were together all along (it’s obvious) …duh, only the sad folks who’s life depended on them not being a couple would comment on the lack of response by the folks who this has been old news for ages.

“Lack of response by the folks who this have been old news for ages”?

Really? :D

Cause judging from your tumblr, y’all have been pussy poppin’ for joy all day since yesterday. Haha!


Awww, isn’t it sad? 

Isn’t it sad how Robsten finally came out of their closet but now, no one gives a fucktard about it? I remember back in ‘09 how much people actually cared and now, people aren’t even interested enough to kill themselves over it. LTR (Letters To Rob) would have gotten like 400 comments by now… not just six.

Robsten, I guess it’s a little too late.

Boo, you whores.


favnia replied to your post: favnia replied to your post: favnia replied to…

awww, what a lovely, beautiful, inspiring manip! Did you make it? It’s breathing with love)

No, I didn’t make it. I can only dream of having an ounce of talent in manip making as the crazy lovely lady who made this manip. :’(


favnia replied to your post: favnia replied to your post: I HAVE BEEN CONVERTED…

IT’S BECAUSE R AND K ARE LIFE RUINERS, AND THEIR EVIL PLAN WAS TO TURN YOU INTO THEIR RELIGION CALLED “ROBSTEN”

I don’t mind as long as I get that bear skin rug. I’ve waited for this all my life!

/squee :D


Anonymous said: "She maybe a "sourpuss" but Rob loves it!"

Hey! This is a family tumblr account for all ages. There are children here! Keep your Robsten sexual fantasies to a PG level lady!


favnia replied to your post: I HAVE BEEN CONVERTED INTO THE ROBSTEN RELIGION!!! SO WHERE’S MY COMPLIMENTARY BEAR SKIN RUG?

TROLOLOL I KNEW IT’LL HAPPEN ONE DAY

Turning into the Robsten believer? Yeah. I knew it’d happen but I thought it’d be like after watching an E! True Hollywood Story special of some sort.

DISAPPOINTED to say the least.


Anonymous said: "barely? everyone knew this all along. -.-"

Not true. If “everyone” knew, then I would have known as well. Like, duh? -.-


I HAVE BEEN CONVERTED INTO THE ROBSTEN RELIGION!!! SO WHERE’S MY COMPLIMENTARY BEAR SKIN RUG? 

I always thought that it’d be a momentous moment in my life the minute I believed in Robsten. :O I suddenly get the urge to buy Robsten tshirts and change my tumblr into an “ALL HAIL THE MAGNIFICENT ROBSTEN” tumblr.


I just made the most delicious HEALTHY meal ever! 

It might sound gross but it was like THE best thing I’ve ever made and I’m 100% satisfied.

One can of tuna (120 cal)

One tomato (22 cal)

1/2 of an avocado (107)

1/2 a lime (10)

3 hard-boiled egg whites (51)

Total: 310

Seasoned with salt and that Rooster hot sauce to spice it up.

DELICIOUSNESS!